You Dirty Arse
I can't believe how many people go for a dirty great big
shite, then get some soft paper and rub that shite into the
skin and spread it around a little? How dirty is that?
Check out farang birds, they squirt some stinking piss out
of there sweaty birth canal, then they rub a bit of tissue over
that lovely juicy minge of theres, but what about the stinking
piss in the fanny crack... well guys its for the taking when
you lick them out... yer thats sick man
Pussy licking a thai girl has always been reported to be a
tasty matter, its not just the fruit that our cute little
spider monkeys eat, its the fact that they jet wash the cock
highway after sitting on a seat and doing a little tinkle. The
arsehole is also well cleaned, which means the tongue is safer
to venture deeper. This is what makes arse munching in go gos
Going to somewhere like beavers on walking street, and
asking a girl to bend over so you can get your tongue right in
those Thai flaps of hers, then sneaking the tongue straight up
her poop shoot, is the best experience you can get in a go go.
If they were dirty bottom wipers this experience would leave an
undesired taste in the mouth!
Tasting before you try is only possible in a place like LOS
cuz they are spraying there lovely tight twats at regular
intivals, sometimes you can lick birds out and not even notice
til you look in the mirror and you have crusty cheeks!
Why do farangs have such dirty habits, why did I spend most
of my life rubbing my arsehole everytime I go for a shite...
and when you get the splats, you get as sore as a quire boys
Spray and go is the way to do it! Girls even use the spray
as a contraceptive, I cum in a regulars pussy once and she went
to the toilet, I was able to run outside and peep through the
window and catch an eyeful of her giving her small brown tight
pussy the once over with a jet of water, she was spraying that
beautiful love crevise deep!
Just be thankful when your licking some abused snatch out
down soi 6, that she sprayed out her cock holster, instead of
being a dirty tissue jockey. If they didnt have spray you'd
have man source smothering your lips... if it tastes salty give
it a miss! Too many birds around, no need to put up with
another mans mess...
As for guys that press the spray against there hairy white
ass while wanking off, FAIR PLAY TO YA