Living in Pattaya- a one way journey
I never understood why men jump from condos when there is so
much pussy around, but now I live here I understand. That
doesn't mean I am getting closer to the condo diving club,
suicide isnt my thing, I am careless enough that I am certain
my death will be due to my stupidity when I am exploring the
areas in the middle of nowhere alone or death by dangerous
bargirl. If you want to join the condo diving club, I hear
membership is very low, it lasts 30 seconds, and your
initiation is when your leg bone punchures your lung.
Back in farangland everything was a rat race and so serious,
you cannot do anything you want. Imagine being 60 in farang
land and walking round with a 20 year old? Everything is so
serious and boring. No smoking here, no phones here... the list
You buy the local newspaper in farangland and the front page
will have a huge article about how a broken paving slab almost
killed an old lady but she only actually sprained her ancle
when tripping on it. I've seen holes in the road her, that you
can fall in! No joke... check out the storm drains in BKK, now
they are dangerous..
Danger and excitement goes hand in hand, back in farangland
there is no danger.. so where is the excitement? I have
almost hit loads of girls crossing the roads here, I get
frustrated but you look at there faces, they think its funny!
they love it. So next time you see shit loads of traffic
coming run across the road... fun can be had for all!
I am no rapist and I don't like to joke about rape because
my views are strong about rape.. however if I come back to
farangland.. I'd warn everyone in a 20 mile radius to lock up
there daughters/sisters/girlfriends. Without the choice i have
here i will have to be hunting down every human/dog/cat in the
Imagine going out to a nightclub or bar in farangland and
not coming back with a lady!!! Shit I remember that too well,
I'd rather forget those terrible days.. if I was born here, I
just wouldnt believe people if they told me they went home
alone after a night out and out of pocket 100+ dollars.