Living amongst the Thais in
I've moved to Ban Chang amongst the Thai people. It's like
the wild west out there! Dogs (sounding like wolves) going
mental at 3-4am for a mass barking competition. Probably
arguing over who gets to fuck who's rabid ass the next day.
Free range skinny chickens strolling around everywhere, I'll
be getting chickens soon, if I don't the neighbours will start
talking! I may be the only farang in the village but I don't
want to be the only one in the village without chickens. I'll
be getting about 10 hens and one cock, I'll envy that bird,
Being in Ban Chang is convenient, its my new drop in center
to collect a lady for the nights love making and romantic cum
dribbling (and gargling), last night I took the same girl and I
almost rattled her teeth out, she was as horny as a badger. Its
strange how I seemingly live in a rural area, yet with a short
stroll there is a road filled with wet and dripping obedient
Last night I decide to explore my road and I went to one of
the local shops, to get in any of these shit holes I have to
duck shit loads cuz they are only made for the vertically
challenged. First I buy 6 bottles of water, a cake and a bottle
of petrol. 50 baht!!!
I noticed a weird looking place with lights all round it and
girls sitting down, so I went in the shop next to it and
brought some beers, everyone is staring at me, all the ladies
and people coming into the shop. Then a Thai man comes out from
nowhere and asks me if i want a beer, i politely decline as I
am wary of crap like that. Eventually he talks me into it and
we sit there drinking for a while.
One of the girls from the karaoke bar comes over to the shop
and fuck she's ugly, I am glad I didn't walk over there to sit
down, she makes my mum look pretty! One of the men in the shops
sitting with me drinking beer, said "HIV HIV HIV" well thats
nice. Talk about killing the trouser twitches.
It amazed me how much attention I was getting and people
were attempting to speak to me in English then quickly backing
off, some just stared and stared. I was asked by this Thai man
to follow him to his house. So I followed him by motorbike, I'd
given up on the idea of finding fresh untouched (by farang)
Thai pussy. So I just went to his house and outside there was
three of them, pretty drunk, they had a make shift den outside
and were smoking weed in a bong. I didn't touch any and
continued to drink, they got louder and louder and all sorts of
people dropped by, including Thai navy guys. Then the main Thai
man pulled out his ganja plants to show me his work, then tried
to sell me them lol
As I continued to drink I felt pretty pissed, and then at 11
p.m the yaa baa came out! FOR FUCKS SAKE. I come to live away
from shite like that and it bloody well follows me. Ah well
looks like I will have to find some different friends. I
quickly left and walked to Whore lane (in Ban Chang ) and I
proposed a "date" to the first cutey that smiled at me. I can't
help winking at the girls and smiling, knowing full well, I
will be trying to poke there little bum holes later and getting
my muck over there face- good for the skin- whitening
properties- it convinces them everytime.
I smashed her guts up into her lungs cuz I was as horny as a
spider monkey up a tree.
I love Thailand!