Jizzflickers Essential To Do
Please feel free to add your dirty seedy suggestions after
I know some of these are weird and/or sick, but we come to
Pattaya and we should try out as much as we can. If the press
call us perverts why not act like one? None of it can hurt us
except for catching something.
Its very hard to find a lady willing to be the prawn in your
game but I found one that loves it. I come in her mouth in the
toilets and send her off to snog the young farang that think
they are getting a freebie. Ohh it gives me a cheeky grin.
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Blow job drive by.
Hire a car out and drive down jontien beach front during the
day and get sucked off while you wave to all the goody goody
families then pull over next to a coach full of snotty farangs
and continue to get sucked off as they are looking down from
Jenny Star bar
Go into jenny star bar with tee lak and choose a ladyboy and
take her to the room. Just sit back and see what happens..
maybe you'll end up bending over with your tongue up the girls
pussy while getting back shafted from behind? Maybe you can bum
the ladyboy while she bums your barfine. (like a train
Try going down on a ladyboy, its not that gay because he
looks like a pretty lady. Why not try it because its your
holiday and its UP2YOU
Fucking the taxi drivers missis
I got to know a taxi driver and one day he asked if i wanted
to impale his missus with my fine farang meaty trunchion.
Suddenly I found my dick leading the way and boy it was a turn
on, i couldnt help thinking how wrong it was and what a slut
she was for agreeing. That was my best bang for baht. I was so
turned on shaking his hand after. She is a regular now, but it
only turns me on if he sees us walk away and come back
together. So naughty.
Blow job bar
Go to a blow job bar and get the oldest nastiest one in
there, I guarentee she'll suck you so hard it'll take weeks for
your balls to drop again.
Blind folded fuck
Wack a blindfold on and send your mate out to get you a
lady, your not allowed to look at her til you've squeezed your
A visit to the Hell club
Get two ladies and make sure they dildo your ass, they know
exactly what to do! You will have no regrets!
Go elephant riding
And get blown off when no one is looking
Share with your friends.
Your both paying so why not have double the fun and swap
each others lady for an hour, she'd probably be grateful to get
boned up by someone different.
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Visit to the castle.
Lie back and get blow off while getting your balls whipped a
little and hot candle wax dripped on your balls and nipples. It
may sound painful but it heightens sensitivity plus pleasure
Bit of piss play
Find a lady that will let you piss over her face or even
better piss over your face while she hits you with her handbag
and screams thai at you. Humiliation at its best.
Three hole alignment
Two ladies lay on top of each other, 69 position. Approach
topside girl from rear. sequence of penetration goes
(repeat until bored)
Four hole alignment
two ladies lay on top of each other, preferably each one
face down. sequence of penetration goes
(repeat until bored)
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Buy a t-shirt same size as your mate.
Wait til your friend is in his local and tell him to wait
for you to meet him. Now go and fetch the biggest, ugliest
ladyboy and pay her to join you. Before he sees you point him
out to the ladyboy and tell the ladyboy his name and hotel etc
and all the other details.
Send the ladyboy over to him, get her/him to give your
friend the t-shirt making sure she says something like "Darren,
i wait for you at ****** hotel, why you not want people to see
us?, here your t-shirt from last night"
Blow Job Competition
Get three girls back to your pumping room and offer the
girls 700 baht each short time and 1500 baht to the girl who
swallows ya man fat. Watch them fight over ya jizz batton.
Speed Boat trip
Hire a speed boat and flll it up with lovely honeys and fuck
them all in the privacy of the sea.
Soi 6 burn out
Walk into a soi 6 bar ask them how much to close the door.
i.e you hire all of them. This means you can fuck them all on
the settee downstairs, bring your mates, get your trousers
down, jizz battons out, raise a beer while you rod away, oh and
now smile for the cameras!
Any more suggestions?